1. Talk to the T.V.
2. Paint your nails with poka-dots of all different colors.
3. Make a "# of Things to do When You are BORED" list.
4. Color your brother or sisters face with perminate marker when they are asleep.
5. Make and eat purple cheese.
6. Catch a wasp without getting stung.
7. Make up a song and sing it to your mom.
8. Annoy your mom or dad.
9. Lay upside-down on your couch with head phones on while listining to EMINEM.
10. Call everyone with the last name Miller, tell them their phone is off the hook.
11. Scream
12. Run around your house 4 times in a tight mini-skirt and a tube top with a stuffed bra screaming "BRITNEY SPEARS RULES! SHE'S MY IDOL!!"
13. Mix at least 4 different foods togeather and eat it.
14. Take chocolate ice cream, mix it with some dirt. Give it to your sister or brother.
15. Call your friend, tell them that you don't want to be friends with them any more.
16. Try a different and descusting food.
17. Cook something.
18. Talk to yourself online.
19. Dress up like a person of the oppisite sex. Try to talk like them too.
20. Call up some one that you hate, tell them that you just got done puking and when you looked down at what had come up, you saw their face and decided to call.
21. Chew on un-usual items.
22. Make up a bunch of big complictated words and tell them to someone.
23. Yell at yourself in the mirror.
24. See if you can drink a gallon of milk in less then a hour.
25. Go up to a stranger and tell them all of your sexual fantisy's.
26. Go up to your dad and ask if he is wearing his thong today.
27. Talk to a picture of your best friend.
28. Tell your mom that she needs to go on a diet.
29. Talk to everyone in your own made-up language.
30. Go in the middle of a crowd and scream anal rapist.
31. Scream "Hey, you with the face!" and see how many people look.
32. Go outside and count all the stones in your yard.
33. Cut your lawn with sissors.
34. Take tweasers and pull all the grass out of you yard.
35. See how many cars you can jump in front of before you get hit.
36. Count your blades of grass.
37. Ask everyone how old they are...to the exact second.
38. Do what someone tells you not to, right in front of their face.
39. Eat different color crayons and see which one tastes better.
40. Tell your mom that you will never go anywhere again...then walk out the door.
41. Make up a rap about cheese curls.
42. Read a book up-side down and backwards.
43. Close your eyes and cross the street.
44. Throw your sisters or brothers white clothing in a BIG puddle of mud!
45. Buy toe socks for people with no toes.
46. Tell your grandma that you can spell the word special.
47. See how many people you can bumb into.
48. Count the grains of sand.
49. Fly off your house roof.
50. See if you can shoot a cherry off of your friends head with a bow and arrow.
51. Go up to a stranger and start "Grinding up" on them.
52. See how many marbles you can fit in your mouth.
53. Build a house made of sticks.
54. Fit your computer screen in your mouth.
55. Tell your bother or sister that there is a bomb in the house.. See what they do.
56. Continue to say Bye to someone. Don't let them leave.
57. Kill a plastic cup.
58. See if you can get a dog to bite you.
59. Say the alphebet backwards, while drinking grape juice.
60. See how long it takes you to make your dad scream.
61. Call everyone you know and tell them that you don't know them.
62. Pretend that you are Bill Gates.
63. Make up a cartoon about a bubble and a fly.
64. Pretend that a stone is your twin sister or brother.
65. Ask out your best guy or girl friend. (just kidding of course)
66. Tell your nabors that the sky is supposto fall in 32 days. Tell them this every day.
67. Tell your b/f or g/f that you had sexual relations with their best friend.
68. Kiss a frog.
69. Do this #!
70. Color your whole body a different color with Perminate Marker.
71. Have fun tearing pictures of things you hate.
72. Throw a party and invite everyone that you hate.
73. Build a computer with your garbage.
74. Eat your boss.
75. Call a teacher and demand that he / she highers your grade up to an A.
76. Ground your parents.
77. Trip every 5 steps.
78. Shake peoples hand. Then say that you didn't wash your hands after you used the bathroom.
79. Act like a species of animal.
80. Break-Dance in the middle of the street.
81. Go up to people and say that you are a superstar.
82. Tell all of your friends that you just won the lottery and you are moving to Flordia.
83. Count the # of letters in this list.
84. Go on strike.
85. Make up a poem about your relation-ship with people who have no legs.
86. Invent a time machine.
87. Have a talk with your mom and dad about "The Birds and the Bees."
88. Rerange the letters in CRACK HEAD into as many different words as you can.
89. Name all the things that you wish you could do but can't.
90. Dig a hole to the other side of the world.
91. Spell Special backwards.
92. Day Dream that you had a life.
93. Jump on a trampoline with a osterage.
94. Get pregnate and have a baby girl.
95. Go out to lunch with a white tiger.
96. Go out to dinner with a panda.
97. Be forgetful.
98. Eat your hand.
99. Chill by the pool with your grandma.
100. EAT!!!!!
101. Tell your mom that you are the ruler of all monkeys.
102. Follow a boy named Glenn.
103. Make up an imaganery friend, give it the name of your enemy, and stab it with an imaganery knife.
104. Have a fist fight with your aunt.
105. Look for the Wizard of Oz.
106. Tear the stuffing out of a toy.
107. Walk around cross eyed.
108. Go around saying... "Loser,...I win!" to everyone.
109. Place a hot dog in some ones yard and kick the hot dog.
110. Go outside in the rain and try to stay dry. (you can't have anything like an umbrella, hat.)
111. Peirce your big toe.
112. Figure out a good deffination of the word "the".
113. Descride the color red, white, and blue to a blind person.
114. Get a shower and a bath at the same time.
115. Count the # of marshmellow's in a box of Lucky Charms.
116. Go to Radio Shack and try to call your friend from a phone.
117. Have a picnic in the winter.
118. Start to worship the devil in a church.
119. Sharpen a pencil with a computer mouse.
120. Help a millionaire find their long lost homeless person.
121. Talk to inamitate objects.
122. When efer someone asks you a question just say "You are the weakest link, Good Bye!"
123. Kill your friend.
124. Sing to your pet cow. If you don't have one go and buy one then sing to it.
125. Make fun of the roots on your pine tree in your yard.
126. Count backwards from 666,766,676,667,666,766,676,661.
127. Find out what a feather is made out of.
128. Download a talking monkey onto your computer.
129. Wear a bathing suit in the winter.
130. Go to Toys R Us and ask them for a candy thong.
131. Write a letter to your best friend in chinese.
132. Run away and find a dragon cave to live in.
133. Grow a mustach and cut it. (continue this process )
134. Try to pronounce this word....... a s d f a s d f l j i l e s k e s a x w o e c l e
135. Plant a palm tree in the cement.
136. Cling onto your sister or brother like a leech.
137. Have a sleep over with your bed.
138. Look at EMINEM's feet.
139. Tie a hair band around your eye-lashes.
140. Get a kiss from a stranger.
141. Steal a VERY VERY valubal strip of gum.
142. Look for the best deal on a 12 oz. jar of air.
143. Sneeze in your eyes.
144. Say "Just Joshin Ya!!!!" at least 292,969 times in one day.
145. Swollow a safty pin.
146. Nail your finger to the wall.
147. Find 10 pennies with your birth year on them.
148. Paint your toe-nails with a bar of soap.
149. Go to collage and be the teachers pet...... (literally)
150. Make a camp for sucidal killers to go to.
151. Pour a cup of pure air into a cup of pure carbon-dioxide.
152. When company is over, as soon as they walk in the room, hide under a sheet.
153. Hit on your best friends b/f or g/f. Afterward .... tell them it wuz a dare.
154. Rent a card-board box to live in.
155. Bring Beethoven back from the past.
156. Tell everyone that pennies are gonna be worth millions some day.
157. Dig a tunnel to the bottom of the ocean.
158. Watch a TV show on what to do when you are bored.
159. Read these papers on what to do when you are bored.
160. Build a tiki bar out of cardboard.
161. Hit your grandmother.
162. Eat pop tarts till your eyes explode.
163. Go up to a stranger and tell them not to talk to strangers ever again!
164. Act like a barn yard animal.
165. Tell ur mom that your best friend died.
166. Think..If you entered a Michel Jackson Look-alike contest..Would u have to be black or white?, Would u have a nose or not?
167. Fit your hand in your mouth.
168. Cut out pictures of ugly people's head's and stick them on a picture of your friend.
169. Burn a plastic spoon.
170. Wash a tree.
171. Flirt with an evergreen.
172. Listen to a painting.
173. Change your mind. then Change it back.
174. Watch the sun...see if it moves.
175. Shoot at a fire hydrant. Apologize to it.
176. Take your sofa for a walk.
177. Climb a sidewalk.
178. Ride a loaf of bread.
179. Annoy yourself.
180. Get angry with yourself.
181. Stop speaking to yourself.
182. Walk on water...but DON'T get caught.
183. Be someone special.
184. Kick a cabbage.
185. Run for God.
186. Drive the speed limit...in your garage.
187. Calmly have a nervous breakdown.
188. Paint stripes on a lake.
189. Do aerobics...in your head.
190. Kidnap Cabbage Patch Kids.
191. Complain to God that Jupiter has more moons than we do.
192. Visit your big toe.
193. Make a blade of grass sneeze.
194. Chew on your teeth.
195. Shiver in 100 degree weather.
196. Ask someone for their 10 digets.
197. Convince people that Pennies are out to get them.
198. Fall up.
199. Kill yourself at least 5 times.
200. Hang out with a guy named FRISKET!!
201. Watch a clock till it is 10:65.
202. Beat something with a stick.
203. Complain to the school district about skipping the grade letter E.
204. Sell your mom on e-bay.
205. Eat an entire pie while on a cow.
206. Sue your chair.
207. Talk about yourself behind your back.
208. Play Phantisy Star untill you die.
209. Do someting morally wrong.
210. Suck your blood.
211. Tell everyone they are a tin can.
212. Go to homestarrunner.com.
213. Get small hand cuffs off of peoples pants.
214. Make a like list.
215. Make a hate list.
216. Hang out under a bush.
217. Trip 5 times without getting up once.
218. Dye the hair on your arm purple.
219. Change the backround on your computer every 10 minutes.
220. Pretend that you arn't bored.
221. Super Glue a dime to the floor of the mall.
222. Download an anarchy cook book.
223. Devise a plan to take over hell.
224. Fly an airplane under water.
225. Shave your head then try to cut what's left.
226. Say Woo with enthuasm.
227. Stop thinking.
228. Dive into a picture.
229. Reach for the stars.... and grab one.
230. Make up a magic trick using a armidillo.
231. Smell different kinds of cheese and tell everyone which one smells better.
232. Sit in the middle of random places.
233. Make up your own dictionary.
234. Talk to your shoe.
235. Eat frozen jello.
236. Murder a dead person.
237. Smell a flower that has been dead for over 300 years.
238. Eat Soda.
239. Take a bubble bath with no bubbles.
240. Talk to your friend on the phone without saying a word.
241. Join the G-UNIT "gang"... the G stands for gopher!
242. Go onto a major highway and go 5 MPH.
243. Kill yourself but don't die.
244. Tell everyone that your acliees tendon tells you things.
245. Make up a map on where to find true love.
246. Color your face with Eye Liner.
247. Steal a bail of hay from the nearest hay store.
248. Cheat on your boyfriend / girlfriend with them.
249. Divorce yourself.
250. Develope a new way to swim.
251. Smoke a hot dog.
252. Make money.
